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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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President Donald Trump once again unleashed what’s become his presidential hallmark: a bizarre, winding, threatening press conference, this time following his White House meeting with Democratic leaders Friday to try to break the impasse causing the government shutdown.

In a long, meandering briefing in the Rose Garden, Trump told reporters the partial shutdown now heading into its third week could go on for months, even years, if Democrats don’t give him the $5.6 billion he’s demanding to build a U.S.-Mexico border wall. The Democrats have steadfastly refused. The shutdown has affected some 800,000 federal workers — 420,000 of them forced to work without pay — since Dec. 22.

“This is national security we’re talking about,” Trump said. “We’re not talking about games.“

When asked if there was any “safety net” for workers going without pay as the shutdown continues, Trump responded: "The safety net is going to be having a strong border.”

Trump also floated another way he could get his wall: declaring a state of national emergency over border security to build it without congressional approval.

“I could do it if I wanted,” Trump said.

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Twilight Princess is hilarious and fun instead of edgy, part 2

  • The Oocca are a thing. An IMPORTANT, PLOT-RELEVANT thing.
  • Midna is cursed to become… S M O L
  • There is an NPC who refers to Wolf Link as “doggie”. That is cute as fuck!
  • Wolf Link is a fluffy goodboye.
  • You can talk to animals. And some of their dialogue is hilarious.
  • Every single thing that happens in the very first temple is cute and funny. This is what welcomes you to the game. Monkeys. Butts. Bitchslapping the dungeon boss with exploding bugs.
  • There is an actual dungeon where you acquire… a Big Fucking Beyblade. And you ride it across what are essentially ancient Hot Wheels tracks to get to the boss. Who you fight while ricocheting around on your Big Fucking Beyblade.
  • Once you hear the minigame music, you can’t unhear it. Ever.
  • You get a SECOND Clawshot and become Spider-Link.
  • You can shoot yourself out of a cannon for ten Rupees.
  • Midna at first puts the Ordon Shield on her head.
  • DID I MENTION YOU KILL A GODDAMN DRACOLICH WITH A B E Y B L A D E