Twilight Princess is hilarious and fun instead of edgy, part 2
The Oocca are a thing. An IMPORTANT, PLOT-RELEVANT thing.
Midna is cursed to become… S M O L
There is an NPC who refers to Wolf Link as “doggie”. That is cute as fuck!
Wolf Link is a fluffy goodboye.
You can talk to animals. And some of their dialogue is hilarious.
Every single thing that happens in the very first temple is cute and funny. This is what welcomes you to the game. Monkeys. Butts. Bitchslapping the dungeon boss with exploding bugs.
There is an actual dungeon where you acquire… a Big Fucking Beyblade. And you ride it across what are essentially ancient Hot Wheels tracks to get to the boss. Who you fight while ricocheting around on your Big Fucking Beyblade.
Once you hear the minigame music, you can’t unhear it. Ever.
You get a SECOND Clawshot and become Spider-Link.
You can shoot yourself out of a cannon for ten Rupees.
Midna at first puts the Ordon Shield on her head.
DID I MENTION YOU KILL A GODDAMN DRACOLICH WITH A B E Y B L A D E
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